Would you like a shave or a haircut?
A poor farmer who had always lived in the country and had never visited a big town won a lot of money. So he decided that he could now afford a holiday in an excellent hotel by the sea.
When lunctime came on his first ady there, he decided to go and eat in the restaurant of the hotel. The headwaiter showed him to his table, took his order and went away. When he looked at the farmer again, he had a surprise. The farmer had tied his table napkin round his neck. The head waiter was very annoyed at this and immediately told one of the other waiters in the restaurant to go to the man and inform him, without being in andy way insulting, that people did not do such a thing in restaurants of that quality.
The waiter went to the farmer and said in friendly voice,“good mouning, sir, would you like a shave, or a haircut?”
你能想出来吗？
一个贫穷的农民，他一直住在乡下从来没去过大城镇。他赢得了一大笔钱，于是他决定在海边的一个高级酒店度假。
第一天的午饭时间，他想去酒店的餐厅吃饭。领班把他带到桌子旁，等他点了菜，然后走开了。当他再看见这个农民时，他感到吃惊！这个农民把餐巾围在脖子上。领班对此很恼怒，立即让餐厅的一个服务员去提醒那个人，在这种高级餐厅人们都不这样做，但也不要冒犯他。
服务员走过去，以友好的口气说：早上好，先生，您想刮胡子还是理发？
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