Politicians Lie
A bus full of politicians was speeding down a countrroad when it suddenly turned into a field and crashed straight into a tree. Aroused by the noise, the farmer who owned the field went over to investigate, Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff drove by and saw the overturned bus. He knocked on the farmhouse door and asked where all the politicians had gone. The farmer said he had buried them.
“They were all dead?” the sheriff asked.
“Well, some of them said they weren’t,” replied the farmer,“but you know how poiticians lie.”
政客们的谎话
一辆坐满了政治家的汽车正全速行驶在一条乡间的小路上。突然，汽车拐到了路边的田野里，接着便撞上了一棵大树。这片田野归一个农夫所有，他听到撞车的声音后，便跑来看个究竟。后来他挖了一个大坑，把这些政治家全度埋葬了。
几天后，当地的行政司法长官开车从这里经过，看到了那辆撞翻的汽车。于是他找到农夫的家敲开了他的门，他问农夫，车里的政治家们到哪里去了。农夫回答，说他已经把他们全部埋葬了。
“他们全都死了吗？”长官问。
“哦，有几个人说自己还活着，”农夫说，“不过你知道，这些政客们总是说些假话来骗人的。”
