In or out
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a.m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed for only a few minutes when the phone rang.”What time do you open up in the morning?”He heard an obviously drunk man inquire.
The owner was so angry that he threw down the receiver hard on the telephone wit hout saying a single word another call. When he picked up the phone wondering why it was hard for him to get rest today, he heard the same voice ask the same question.
“Listen,” the owner shouted,”there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in…”
“No, sir” the voice interrupted, “I don’t want to get in, but I want to get out.”
进来还是出去
一个酒店老板凌晨2点打烊后回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟，电话铃就响了。“您早上几点钟开门？”一个喝醉了的声音在电话里问道。
老板十分生气，他一句话未说，把听筒重重得摔在电话上，又去睡觉了。几分钟后，电话又响了。老板拿起电话的同时，还在想为什么今天想睡觉却这么难。他听到刚才那个声音又在问着相同的问题。
“听着”，老板大喊，“我几点开门也没用，因为我不会让一个像你这样的人进……”
“不，先生”那人打断他的说话：“我不想进来，我是想出去。”
