A “beautiful” bride
The wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into his overalls pocket and asked the preacher what he owed him.
“In these parts, we don’t charge for this service,” the preacher replied,” But you may pay according to your bride’s beauty.”
The groom handed the preacher a dollar bill.
The pastor then raise the bride’s veil, took a look and dug into his own pocket.” Here’s fifty cents change.”
“漂亮”的新娘
婚礼刚刚结束。新郎把手伸到礼服的口袋里,问牧师他该付多少钱。“在这儿,我们的这种服务是免费的”,神父回答,“不过他可以依据新娘胎的漂亮程度适当地给一些钱。”
于是,新郎递给了牧师一美元。
牧师接过钱,揭开新娘的面纱端详了一会儿,然后把手伸进了自己的口袋里。“这是50美分的找钱。”