Police story
A Police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down main Street.
“But officer,” the man began, ” I can explain.”
“just be quite,” snapped the officer,” I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say….”
“ I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said. “ lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell, I’m the groom.”
警察的故事
一个警察拦住了一名在小镇的主干道上超速驾驶的摩托车手。
“但是警官，”这个人说，“我可以解释。”
“安静点，”警官厉声说。“我会让你在监狱里冷静一下，直到头儿回来为止。”
“但是，警官，我只想说……”“我说过保持安静！你将被关进监狱！”
几个小时后警官对他的犯人说：“你够幸运的，头儿参加他女儿的婚礼去了。他回来以后心情一定不错。
“别指望了，“囚室里的人说。”我是新郎。“
