First aid
My neighbour , the homebuilder , come home drunk and managed to park in the garage, but injured himself when he knocked some sample storm windows he had on a shelf. He got a few nicks on his face, so he rushed to the bathroom and did some first aid on himself.
In the morning, going into the kitchen, his wife said, “you came home drunk last night, didn’t you?”
“heavens no .”he answered, playing the role.
“I just injured myself on the job yesterday.”
His wife said, “ok then, please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.”
急救
我的邻居，一位建筑工人，喝醉了以后回家并打算在车库停车。但他撞到了架子上的防风玻璃样本并划伤了自己。他的脸上有几道小口子，所以他冲进浴室紧急包扎了一下。
早上，他妻子进了厨房叫道：“你昨天晚上又喝醉了回来的，是不是？”
“绝对没有，”他掩饰道：“昨天我工作时伤到了自己。”
妻子说：“那好，请解释一下浴室镜子上贴满了绷带是怎么回事？”
