Sleeping pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office , strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That’s fine ,” roared the boss , “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
安眠药
鲍勃晚上很难入眠。他去找医生,医生给他开了一些药力特强的安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药片,睡得很好,醒来后才听到闹钟声。他从容不迫的到了办公室,慢悠悠地进了办公室,对老板说:“今天早上我很快就起床了。”“很好,”老班咆哮着,“那星期一和星期二你在哪里呢?”