When To Dynamite The Bridge?
A civil engineer stepped onto the broken-down porch of a dilapidated shack high in the hills. A mountaineer wife sat on the porch, resting comfortably. The engineer tipped his hat.
“How do you do, madam.” He began, “I just came here to tell you we’re going to dynamite that wooden bridge. So when you here a loud explosion, don’t worry about it.”
The hill-billy woman nodded. “What time are you going to dtynamite the bridge?”
“Tomorrow morning at eight.’ Replied the engineer.
“Can’t you make it six o’clock? Then I won’t hav eto set the alarm clock for my husband!” She drawled.
什么时候炸桥？
A 一位土木工程工程师师踏上位于高高的山上的一座简陋木屋的破门郎廊。一个山民的老婆在门廊上舒舒服服地坐着休息。工程师轻触帽沿。
“你好，夫人，”他开始说道，“我来这就是为了告诉你，我们要炸掉那座木桥。所以听到爆炸声时加紧害怕。“
女人点点头。“你们打算什么时候炸桥？“”明早八点，“工程师回答。
“能不能六点？那样我就不用为我的丈夫上闹钟了，“她慢吞吞地说。
