Too Smelly To Fly
You may have heard that the flight of a passenger plane was delayed because of mechanical trouble, but recently passengers were left waiting in the departure lounge at Heathrow Airport for an hour because the pilot thought that the plane was too smelly.
Although British Airway has been experimenting with releasing odours into the air to make passengers feel better, nothing could prevent a pilot last week from better, nothing could prevent a pilot last week from announcing: this plane was too smelly to take passengers. The angry pilot ordered an emergency cleanup while the passengers were having to wait patiently to go to their desination. Glasgow.
太臭了以致无法飞行
你可能听说过客机飞行因为机械故障而被延误的，但最近一次旅客们滞留在希思罗机场的休息室中有一小时，却是因为飞行员认为飞机太臭了。
虽然英国航空公司已经试验过将臭味放到空气中以便乘客感觉好一些，却阻止不了一个飞行员于上周宣称：这架飞机太臭了不能载客。气愤的飞行员召集紧急清理工作，与此同时，乘客们不得不耐心地等待去目的地——格拉斯哥。
