Let Me Taste The Soup
Ato disobey a command of a colonel is to invite disaster, as many a green rookie had leaned.
One morning on a tour of inspection a colonel stopped at the kitchen of one of the companies, where he net two K.P s with a large soup kettle.
“Let me taste that soup.” He bellowed. One of the men hurried back after a large spoon, which he handed respectfully to the colonel.
The officer plunged the ladle into the pot, took a mouthful of the steaming liquid, and smacked his lips critically. Then he let out a howl that could be he ard half a mile away.
“Soup, you blasted fool, do you call that soup?”
“no, isr colonel, that’s just some dish water we were carrying out.”
让我尝尝那锅汤
顶撞上校就意味着灾难的降临,这是众多新兵们得到的结论。
一天早上,上校在查勤时,在一个连的厨房停了焉,厨房里放着一个汤锅,旁边着两个炊事员。
“让我尝尝那锅汤。”他大声地说。一个炊事员马上拿来了勺子,恭敬地递给了上校。上校把勺子伸进锅内,盛了一勺汤放进口中,咂了咂嘴,接着发出了一声半英里之外都能听见的咆哮。
“汤?你们这些饭桶,你们称它为汤?”
“不是的,长官,上校,那里面是我们打算倒掉的洗碗水。