Tell Him To Go To Hell
A New York City divorce lawyer died and came before St. Peter. “What exactly have you done to earn eternal happiness?” St. Peter said.
The lawyer recalled that he had given a um on the street a quarter just the other day. St. Peter, nodding grimly, look over to his assistant Gariel and asked, “Is that in the records?”
Gabriel noddes, but St. Peter told the lawyer. He told of tripping over a homeless lad the week before and giving the lad a quarter. Gabriel checked the records and confirmed the man’s story.
St. Peter contemplated and then asked Gabriel, “What should we do?”
Gabriel glanced at the lawyer disgustedly and said,” I say we give him back his half a buck and tell him to go to hell.”
让他下地狱
纽约一个专门办理离婚案件的律师死去后来到了圣彼得面前。“为了获得永久的快乐，你都做过些什么？”圣彼得说。
律师回忆起自己在前面曾经给了街上的一个乞丐一枚两角五分钱的硬币。圣彼得严肃地点了点头，转过头去看着他的助手加百列问道：“有这回事吗？”
加百列点点头，不过圣彼得告诉律师说这是远远不够的。“等等，还有一件事。”律师说。他讲述了一周前他曾经被一个可归的流浪儿绊倒了，但他还是给了这个小男孩两角五分钱。，加百列查了查记录，证实律师说的没错。圣彼得深思了一会儿后，问加百列“我们该怎么办？”加百列十分反感地瞪着这个律师说：“干脆我们还给他五毛钱让他下地狱吧。
