For the sick
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church.
The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.“Yes,”the girl says.“But I didn’t have to go all the way round the back. There was a box near the front door that said‘For the Sick’”
为有病的人
一个星期天的早上,一个小女孩和她妈妈去教堂。半路上,小女孩告诉她妈妈她觉得恶心。她妈妈让她去教堂后面的树丛中吐。
小女孩离开5分钟左右就回来了。妈妈问她是否吐完了。“是的”,她说,“但我没绕到后面,因为前门那有一个盒子,写着‘为恶心的人准备’”。