A Clever Employee
One winter morning, an employee explanined why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late.“It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.”
The boss eyed him suspiciously. “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”
“I finally gave up,” he said, “and started for home.”
聪明的雇员
冬季的一天早晨，一个雇员解释他为什么上班来晚了45分钟：“地太滑了，我每向前走一步，就向后滑两步。”
老板怀疑地看着他。“哦，是吗？那你是怎么到这儿的？”
“最后，我决定不来上班了，”他说到，“然后转身回家。”
