Dvery Mother’s Child Is Handsome

Three Catholic women and an old jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends“My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him’father’”

The second woman chirps,”My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him’Your Grace’”

The third woman says, “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he’s called” Your Eminence

As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence,the first three give her a subtle “Well” look

So she says:”My son is 6.5” he has broad, square shoulders and is very muscular; he’s terribly handsome. He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, wemen say’Oh, my God…’

谁的儿谁夸

三位信奉天主教的妇女和一位犹太老妪在一起喝咖啡。第一位天主教徒告诉她的朋友：我的儿子是一位教士。每当他走进房间时，人们总是尊敬地称呼他“神父”

第二个妇子叽叽喳喳地说：“我的儿子是移民主教，每当他走进房间时，人们都尊称他‘大人’”

第三位妇女说：“我的儿子是位红衣主教。每当他走进房间时，人们毕恭毕敬地尊称他‘阁下’”

这时那位身材瘦小的犹太老妪默默地喝着她的咖啡，三位天主教信徒一齐用微妙的眼神看着她，意思是说：“你的儿子呢？”

于是她说到：“我的儿子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀宽阔，肌肉发达，非常英俊。他的头很美，穿着讲究，而且身上总是散发着令人神怡的气味。每当他走进房间时，女人们都惊叹：“澳，我的上帝…””