The mean man’s party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open , push with your foot .” “why use my elbow and foot?” “well . gosh,” was the reply, “you’re not coming empty-hangded , are you?”
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
以上故事由优朗成人英语培训部提供。
