Being me the winner
---waiter , this lobster has only one claw
---I’m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
---well , bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
---服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。
---对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了‘
---哦，那给我那只打赢的吧
My little dog can’t read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith : but you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: it’s no use, my little dog can’t read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，前爱的，我把真爱的小狗给弄丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。“
