Early shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
“what are you charged with ?” he asked.
“doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“that’s no offense,” replied the judge , “how early were you doing this shopping?”
“before the store opened.” countered the pnsoner.
采购过早
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也懂了恻隐之心。
他问：“你为什么被起诉？”被告说：“采购圣诞节礼物过早。”
“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物如何早法？”
犯人答道：“在商店开门之前。”
