The Wrong Leg!
A man comes to after a serious ampitation of his leg.
The doctor comes to him and says,:” I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?”
The man says,“ Give me the bad news first!”
The doctor say,” I am terribly sorry.We amputated the wrong leg!”
The man says,” OH MY GOD! What could be good mnews after that?”
The doctor says,” The eguy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes!”
好腿被截
一男子做完腿部高位截肢手术后醒了过来。
医生来到他身旁，对他说：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息，你想先听哪个？”
这个男子说：“先听坏消息。”
医生说：“我很抱歉，我们刚锯下来的是您好的好腿。”
噢，天哪！“这个男子说：”那好消息又能是什么呢？“医生说：”旁边床上的家伙想买你的鞋！”
