动物幽默
The Rabbit’s Dissertation
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hold in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless, so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her.
I am going to eat you for luch!” said the fox.
“Wait!” replied the rabbit, “You should at least wait a few days.”
“Oh, yeah? Why should I wait?”
“Ha, that’s a stupid excuse. What is the little of your thesis anyway?”
“ I am writing my thesis on’The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.’”
“Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everyboby knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit.”
“Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come to my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch.”
“ You are really crazy! But since the fox was curious and nothing to lose, he went with the rabbit into her hole. The never came back out.
A few days later, the rabbit was again taking a break from writing. A wolf came out of the bushes and seized hr. Surely enough he was ready to eat her.
“What!” yelled the rabbit, “ You cannot eat me right now.”
“And why night that be, you fuzzy appetizer?”
“ I have almost finished writing my Ph. D. thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.”
Ther wolf laughed so hard that he almost lost his hold on the rabbit. “maybe I shou7ldn’t eat you, you really are sick in the head, you might have something contagious,” the wolf opined.
“Come and read for yourself, you can eat me after that if you disagree with my conclusions.” So the wolf went to the rabbit’s hole and never come out.
The rabbit finished her thesis and was out ceiebrating in the lettuce fields.
Another rabbit came by and asked,” What’s up? You seem to be very happy.”
“Congratulations! What is it about?”
“It is littled”’The Superiority Rabbits over Forxes and Wolves.”
“Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right.”
“Oh yes, you should come over and read it for youself.”
So they went together to the rabbit’s hole. As they went in , the friend saw a typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial dissertation was in one comer, on the right there was a pile of fox bones, on the left was a pile of wolf bones, and in the middle was a large lip-lick-ing lion.
So the title of your dissertation doesn’t matter, All that matters is who your thesis advisor is.
兔子的博士论文
一天，阳光明媚。一只兔子从窝中钻出来，心情地享受这美好的阳光。天气真是太好了，兔子慢慢地放松了警惕。一只狐狸偷偷地靠近了她，把她抓住了。
“我要把你当作午餐吃了”。狐狸说。
‘等等！“铁路局2回答道路，”至少，你应该等上几天。
“噢，是吗？可为什么我要等几天呢？”
“因为我的英语培训学校的博士论文就快写完了。”“哈！这真是个愚蠢的借口。那你论文的题目是什么呢？”
“我的论文的题目是《论兔子比狐狸和狼强》。”
“你疯了吗？我应该现在就把你吃了！每个人都知道狐狸总是比兔子强。”“根据我的调研，情况不是这样的。如果你愿意，你可以到我的窝中一坐，亲自读我的论文。若我的论文不能说服你，但凭你把我当作你的午餐吃了。”
‘你真是疯了！“但由于狐狸心中好奇，况且他也不会失去什么，所以便随兔子到了她的窝中。从此狐狸再也没从兔子窝中出来。
几天后，兔子写累了又走出窝来稍作休息。一只狼从荆棘中蹿出来，抓住了兔子。当然，他也要把兔子吃掉。
“等等。”兔子大叫道，“你现在还不能把我吃掉！”
‘你能有什么理由不让我吃吗？你这只毛茸茸的开胃点心。“
“我马上就完成我的论文了，其题目是，论兔子比狐狸和狼强》。”
狼听了笑得差点让兔子逃脱。“也许我真不应该吃你，你的脑子的确有问题，你有什么动人的事情要说吗？狼说道。
“到我窝中亲自看看。若对我的结论有什么不同看法的话，你再吃掉我。”于是狼去了兔子的窝，从此他再也没从兔窝中出来。
兔子完成了她的论文。她从窝中跑出来，在莴苣地中庆祝。
另一只兔子来到她的身旁问道路：“什么事让你看上去这么高兴。”
“是的，我刚刚完成我的论文。”
“祝贺你呀！你的论文是关于什么的？”“我论文的题目是《兔子比狐狸和狼强》。”
“你确信吗？这听起来好像不太对呀。”
“噢，当然。你应该到我的窝中亲自读一读。”
于是他们一起到了那只兔子的窝中。尽管英语培训的论文写完后，这里还显得十分杂乱，但这是一个典型的研究兔子的居所。储存的那篇有争议的论文的电脑摆放在居室的一角。在左边是一堆狐狸的白骨，右边是一堆狼的白骨，正中间是一只舔着嘴唇的大狮子。看来，你的论文的题目是什么并不重要，重要的是你论文的导师是谁。
