Model Driver
Late one night the police were followinga car. The driver of the car was driving immaculately, newer going over the soeed limit, giving the correct signals and even being courteous to other drivers.
Eventually the police car pulled alongside and an officer said to the driver,” Excuse me sir, you’re not in trouble, we just wanted to compliment you on your exemplary driving.”
“Thank you, officer,” replied the driver,” I always make a point of driving especially carefully when I’ve had a few pints.”
模范司机
夜晚，警察跟踪一辆汽车，但汽车司机的驾驶却无可挑剔；绝无超速、信号指示完美无瑕、甚至对其他车辆也表现得温文有礼。最后交警靠边停了下来，交警对汽车司机说：“对不起，先生，您的驾驶没有丝毫问题，我们只是想对您好说，您好的驾驶为他人树立了榜样。”而那人却说：“非常感谢。其实我每次喝上几杯酒都会格外小心翼翼地开车的。”
