Wrong Number
A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife.一士兵
“ She’s upstairs having sex with her lover,” the undiplomatic home-help replies.
“Right, says the man,” go upstairs. Take my shotgun and shoot them both.”
The maid leaves, and the man hears two loud shots, then the maid returns.
“ What shall I do with the bodies?” she asks.” Take them out the back,” the man says. “And dump them in the swinning pool.”
“ What swimming pool?” the maid asks.
“ That is 849 9698, isn’t it?” asks the amn.
号码错了
一个富翁在外出差给家里挂了个电话，要同妻子讲话。女仆告诉他其妻正与情人在床上尽享鱼水之欢。“那好吧”，富翁说，“你去拿我的手枪把他们俩全给我毙了。”不一会儿，就听到两声枪响，女仆又回过头来请求那么尸体怎样处置。“
富翁答：“拖到后花园的游泳池里。”
“哪个游泳池？”女仆问道。
富翁忙问：“人的号码难道不是否499698吗？”
