他太老了
一位93岁高龄的老头娶了一位比他小很多的年轻女人后去看医生，他宣布说他们想要一个小宝宝。
“让我给您讲个故事吧，”医生说道：“有一位非常健忘的人去打猎，他抓起了一把雨伞错把它当成了枪。突然，一头狮子向他扑来，他就用伞对准狮子了，一枪将狮子当场打死了。”
“不可能！”老头儿惊叫道：‘肯定有人从旁边打了一枪。”
“正是如此。”医生答道。
He Is Too Old
After marrying a much younger woman, a 93year-old man visited his doctor and announed they were expecting a baby.
“ Let me tell you a story,” said the doctor,” An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a lion charged him. Pointing his unmrella t the loin, he shot and killed the animal on the spot.”
“ Immossible exclaimed the old man.” Sameboby must have shot from the side!’
“ Exactly.” replied the doctor.
