The motorcycler
There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn’t have a zipper or any buttons. Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, “I can’t drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest.”After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curve and wrecked.
The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.
The police asked him.“are either of them showing any life signs?”
The farmer then said,“well, that first one was till I turned his head around the right way.”
摩托车手
有两个小伙子在路上开着摩托车。骑车的穿着一件没有拉链和纽扣的皮夹克。后来,他停下来对另一个小伙子说:“我开不了了,风一直吹着我的胸膛。”想了一会儿以后,他决定把衣服的背面朝前穿着来挡风。于是他们沿着路开,到转弯处时,出事了。
住在那儿的农民打电话叫警察,并告诉他们所发生的事。
警察问他,“两个人中有活着吗”
农民说:“恩,在我把他的头扭过来之前,第一个人还活着。”