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英语幽默小笑话-Watch The Express

                            Watch The Express

There is a town in Italy where the law requires a guy who gets a girl pregnant out of wedlock, to pay a set som of money every month for fifteen years, as child support. Adhering to this rule, a certain fellow had faithfully made payments for twelve years and the mother had been sending the child to collect the money every month
One month, the girl arrived for the check and the father told her to tell her mo ther that she should notice the expressinon on her mother’s face.
The girl did just that but was back in an hour to tell her father,” I told Mama that this was the last check you were sending and that you told me to watch the expression on her last payment, then I should tell you that you aren't my fatheri-and that I should watch the express on your face!”
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在意大利的一个小镇上,法律规定如果一个男人与一个女人有了私生子或私生女的话,他就要按月为这个孩子提供抚养费,直到这个孩子满15岁。正是由于这项规定,有位男士坚持付了12年的抚养费,而他的孩子则每个月代母亲来拿钱。
有一次,他的女儿来取钱时,他让她告诉她的母亲这是他所要支付的最后一笔钱,并注意一下她母亲的表情。
这位女儿照此行事。但一个小时后,女儿回来对她的父亲说:“我告诉妈妈这是最后一张支票,并且你还叫我注意一下她的表情之后,妈妈让我也来告诉你,她说如果这确实是最后一次支付的话,那么从此你就不再是我的父亲了……并且她也让我注意你的表情。”
     

英语幽默小笑话-Watch The Express

                            Watch The Express

There is a town in Italy where the law requires a guy who gets a girl pregnant out of wedlock, to pay a set som of money every month for fifteen years, as child support. Adhering to this rule, a certain fellow had faithfully made payments for twelve years and the mother had been sending the child to collect the money every month
One month, the girl arrived for the check and the father told her to tell her mo ther that she should notice the expressinon on her mother’s face.
The girl did just that but was back in an hour to tell her father,” I told Mama that this was the last check you were sending and that you told me to watch the expression on her last payment, then I should tell you that you aren't my fatheri-and that I should watch the express on your face!”
注意表情
在意大利的一个小镇上,法律规定如果一个男人与一个女人有了私生子或私生女的话,他就要按月为这个孩子提供抚养费,直到这个孩子满15岁。正是由于这项规定,有位男士坚持付了12年的抚养费,而他的孩子则每个月代母亲来拿钱。
有一次,他的女儿来取钱时,他让她告诉她的母亲这是他所要支付的最后一笔钱,并注意一下她母亲的表情。
这位女儿照此行事。但一个小时后,女儿回来对她的父亲说:“我告诉妈妈这是最后一张支票,并且你还叫我注意一下她的表情之后,妈妈让我也来告诉你,她说如果这确实是最后一次支付的话,那么从此你就不再是我的父亲了……并且她也让我注意你的表情。”
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