Car purchase
A Russian decided would like to buy a car. He phones the factory and askes, “How long do I have to wait for a car if I place my order immediately?”
The salesamn replies, “Your car will be delivered in five years. Let’s see now… that wil be a Monday in september.”
“ Will that be in the morning or the afternoon?” Inquires the man.
“Wheb you’ve waqited five years, what does it matter whether the car arrives in the morning or the afternoon’ Questinoned the salesman.
“Because the plumber is coming in the morning.”
买车
一个俄罗斯人想买一辆小汽车。他给汽车打电话：如果我马上下写意的话，要等多久我才能取到车子呢？”
销售员回答：“您的车会在五年以后送到，让我想想……是在九月份的一个礼拜一。”
“是上午还是下午呢？”他又问。
“您已经等了五年了，汽车是上午还是下午送到有什么关系呢？”销售员不解地说。“因为铅管工人是在上午来。”
