Pay One back In His Own Coin
“What’s this daily for ‘fruit’?” The hotel partron asked the manager.” We didn’t eat any.”
“But the fruint was planced in your room every day.It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage opf it.”
“I wee,” said the man as he subtracted $150 from the bill.
“What are you doing?’ Sputtered the manager.
“I’m subtracting fifty dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”
“What? I didn’t kiss your wife.”
“Ah,” replied the man, ‘but she was there.”
以其人之道还治其人之身
“在每天的账单里有一笔‘水果’的费用是怎么回事？”酒店的一个老主顾问酒店的经理，“我们没吃什么水果啊。”
但是每天我们都将水果放在您的房间里，您没有享用这不能怪我们啊。”
“我明白了，‘客人说着，却从账单里扣掉了150美元。
“您在干什么？“经理生气地大声问道。
‘我要每天扣除50美元作为你吻我太太的费用。“
“什么？我并没有吻过您太太啊？”
“啊，”客人回答道说：“可她就站在那里呀。”
