The Real Thing
A young man left his wife on the beach for a few minutines whild he went to buy some ice-0cream cones. When he came back, he saw a big crowd gathered around. “What happened? He asked a bystander.
“Some woman nearly drowned,” was the answer. “They’ve been workinbg on her down there.”
The young man pushed through the crowd. Sure enough, it was his wife. “What are you doing for her?” He shouted to the lifeguard.
“Giving her artificial respiration.” Replied the lifeguard.
“Artificial!” Howwled the young man.”Give her the real thing! I’ll pay for it.”
真东西
一个年轻人将他妻子独自留在沙滩上，他刚要离开几分钟去买蛋卷冰激凌。当他回来的时候看到一大群人聚集在前面。“发生什么事了/他问一个旁观的人。
“有个女人溺水了，‘那人回答，“他们正在那里抢救她呢。”
年轻人推开人群，发现那个女人是他妻子。“”你们在做什么呢？“他对救生员大喊着。”我们在对做人工呼吸。“救生员回答。
“人工的？“年轻人咆哮着说，”“给她些真东西！我会付账的。”
