Forget The Lines
An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forget his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a bit part in a play. All he to say was,” Hark! I hear the cannon roar!’
After much worry, the actor decided to take the role.opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself:” Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!”
The time for his entrance finally came, and as the actor made his appearance, he herad a loud brrrooooom! He turned around and said, “What the hell was that?”
忘词
一名由于经常忘记台词，已经失业者5年了。有一天他接到了一名导演打来的电话，请他在一部戏中一个小角色。他的全部台词就是这句，“听啊！大炮在轰鸣！”
经过再三的考虑，赏决定这一角色。开拍的那天晚上，他在舞台的两侧等候出场，他自言自语地说：“听啊！大炮在轰鸣！听啊！大炮在轰鸣！听啊，大炮在轰鸣！”
最后，终于轮到他出场了。但是，就在他出现在舞台上的时候，他听到了一声巨响，于是他四处转悠着喊道：“究竟怎么了？”
