I Should Have Taken The Money
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his chiice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. “ Done!” says the angel, and disappears in cloud of smoke and a blot of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one his collegues whispears, “say something.” The dean looks at them and says,” I should have taken the money.
我应该要钱
一个天使降临在全系教员大会，并告诉系主任说，为了奖励他的无私和他的模范行为，上帝允许他在无穷无尽的财富、智慧与美貌中选一样。系主任毫不犹豫地选择了无限的智慧。‘好啦！“天使说完就在一阵烟雾与闪电中消失了。
现在，所有人都转向在微弱光环中坐着的系主任。终于，一个同事低声说：“说点什么吧。”系主任看着大家说：“我应该要钱。”
