There ‘s Absolutely No Fish!

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes waliking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the centre of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky and says, “ You will find no fish under that ice.”

The drunk looks around, but sees no one so he starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks.“As I said before, there are no fish under the ice.”

The drunk looks around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul, so he picks up the saw and tried one more time to finish. Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts,”I have worned you three times, now. There are no fish!”

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice. “ How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warm me?”

“No,” the voice replies.”I am the manager of this ice rink.”

这里根本就没有鱼！

有个醉鬼决定要冰下捕鱼，便带着家伙四下里寻找场地，好容易找到一个结冰的地点，拿起钻头便开始钻。这时突然听到似乎有人高声呼喊：“里面没有鱼！”

醉鬼四下看了看，没有人，又继续钻了起来。这时有人高喊：“我说过了，里面没有鱼！‘

醉鬼再次四下张望，一个人影也没有看见，又拿起钻头干了起来。那个声音又来了：“我第三次警告，里面没有鱼！”

醉鬼吓坏了，便问那个声音：“你怎么知道的？难道你是上帝不成？”

“不是，”那个声音回答道，“ 我是这个溜冰场的老板。