Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe chatting about various things. “ You know.” Says one lady, “I’m getting really fgorgetful. This morning, I was standing at eh topof the stairs, and I couldn’t remenber whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”

“You think that’s bad?” says second lady. “The other day, I was sitting on the edge of myh bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”

The third lady smiles smugly.” Well, my memory’s just as ggood as it’s always been.’ She sayss, and she knocks the table. Then with a started look on her face, she says, “Who’s there?”

三个老妇在咖啡厅聊天。其中的一个说道：“我也真够健忘的。早上出来，站在楼梯口，我竟然记不清究竟是该上去还是该下去了。”另一个马上接着说：“你这就不坏了。有一天坐在床上，我竟然记不清是该睡觉还是该起床了。”