One day, a man walks into a dentist’s surgery and asks how mouch it costs to extract wishom teeth.

“$8” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn't there a cheaper way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if I don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to 60”

“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.

“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on electricity and tear on the tools, and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers I could get away with charging 20”

“Nope,” moans the man. “It’s still too much.”

“Hmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head.“If I let one of my students on work experience have a crack, I suppose I could charge a fiver.”

“Marvellous,” says the man. “Book the wife in for next Tuesday.”

叫她两点半来吧

一位男士走进牙科诊所，问医生拔掉智齿要多少钱。医生告知80英镑，男士嫌太贵，便问如何才能便宜些。医生说，不用麻药可以少收20英镑，男士仍说太贵。医生说，如果连动点手术刀都不用，干脆用老虎钳子硬拔，20英镑就可以坐。男士还是摇头。“那好吧，”医生说，“我让实习医生练练手，只收5英镑也行”