Anchor And Storm
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain.
“What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” Throw out an anchor, isr.”
“What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?”
“Throw out another anchor, sir.”
“And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?” Throw out another anochor.”
“Hold on,” siad the Captain, “Where are you geeting all your anochors from?” From the same place you’re getting your storms, sir.”
猫和大浪
一个年轻的海军院校学生被一位舰长拦住。“如果一个大浪打在右舷上你怎么办?”抛锚,先生。”
“又一个大浪打过来你怎么办”“再抛一只锚,先生。”
“如果另一个可怕的大浪跟着打过来,你怎么办?”再抛一只锚。”
“等一下,”舰长说。“你从哪拿到那些锚?‘从与你得到大浪相同的地方,先生。”