College Wit
In one of our eastern college classes professor was unable to stayfor the class, so he placed a sign on the door which read as follows:” Professor Blank will be unable to meet his classes today”
Some college lad, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the “c” in the word”classes.”
The professor, noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, p\looked at the student, then at the sign with the “c” erased-calmly walked up and erased the “I” in “lasses,” looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
大学校园里的智慧
我们东部学院班的一位教授不能上课。所以在门上贴了一张告示如下：“布朗克教授今天不能上课。”
读了这个告示后，一些大学生认为这是显示自己的幽默感的机会，就走上去把“classes”中的“c”擦掉（这样，告示就成了“布朗克教授今天不能见女朋友。”）
教授注意到笑声，转了一圈，走回来看着学生们，并看到告示上的”c”被擦掉了。他平静地走上去把‘lasses”中的“l”擦掉（这样，告示又成了“布朗克教授今天不能与驴子们见面”）。然后看着震惊的学生，走开了。
