The Ill-fated Lawyer
A English teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to the gate of heaven, Since there was a large crowd before the gate, waiting to go to heaven, the angel in before of the gate told them they had to pass a test before ascending any further. He asked the teacher. What was the name of the famous ship that hit an icegerg and sank?”
“The Ittanic,” she answered, and the angel motioned her into heaven.
The thief was next,”How many people died on that ship?” The angle asked.” Oh, my God! That’s hard,” the man replied. ” But luckily I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500.” The angel let him through.
Then the angel! Turned to the lawyer.” M\Name them.”
倒霉的律师
一个英语教师，一个卑鄙的小偷和一个律师同时死去，并一起来到了天堂的门口，因为门前聚集了一大群等候着进入天堂的人，因此，把守大门的天使告诉他们，若想进入天堂必须要通过测验才行。
天使向教师问道：“那艘撞上冰山而沉没的著名的轮船叫什么名字？”“泰坦尼克号。”教师回答。于是天使便让她进入了天堂。
小偷排在了下一个，“当时船上多少人？‘天使问他。”噢，天啊！这题太难回答了，“小偷说，’不过很走运，我刚好看过这部电影。答案应该是1500人。”天使让小偷进去了。
接着。天使对那个律师问道：“请你说出那1500人的名字。
