Talking Dog
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “Thisa is a taliking dog,” he said,” And you can have him for £ 5.”
“Who do you think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff?” said the neighbor. “ There’s no such animal.”
Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes.” Please buy me, sir,” he pleased. “This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal. Never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. I used to be the richest trick dog in Asia. I performed bebore kings. I was in the army and were decorated 10 times.”
“ Hey!” said the neighbor.: He can talk. Why sell him for just£5?”
“Because,” said the seller,”I’m getting tired of all his damn lies.”
会说话的狗
有人卖给邻居一条狗，并声称这条狗会说话，要价5英镑。“别开玩笑了，‘邻居根本不信，”哪里有会说话的狗？”
这时候只见那条狗泪眼汪汪，恳求地说道：“先生，请把我买下吧。这个人太残忍了，他从不喂我、从不给我洗澡，从不带我去散步。我曾是全亚洲最为富有的花样选手，曾为众多车王表演绝活。我还曾参军入伍，并10次受勋。”
邻居惊异万分，“真是祉了。不过你怎么5英镑就卖了呢？”：因为我已经听够了它的谎言！“那人答道。
