婚恋幽默
The newlyweds had just sneaked off to a honeymoon resort. After dinner the groom got into bed, but the bride pulled up a chair and sat gazing out of the window at the stars.
“ Aren’t you coming to bed?” her husband asked.
“No,” she replied。“Mother told me this would be the most beautiful night of my life, and I’m not going to miss a minute of it.”
尽享夜色
一对新婚夫妇没告诉任何人悄悄地来到了蜜月胜地。晚饭后，新郎就上了床，而新娘却拿把椅子坐了下来，望着窗外的星空。
“你不想上床睡觉吗？”丈夫问道。
“不。”她回答说，“妈妈说今晚是我一生中最美妙的一个夜晚，我不想错过每一分钟。”
